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SHADY DEL KNIGHT, ADMINISTRATOR

SHADY DEL KNIGHT, ADMINISTRATOR
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"More than a place, the Shady Dell was and will forever remain a state of mind." - Shady Del Knight

"More than a place, the Shady Dell was and will forever remain a state of mind." - Shady Del Knight
HELLO STRANGER ... IT SEEMS LIKE A MIGHTY LONG TIME!

Friday, February 16, 2018

Great News!


I'M BACK!


How have you been, dear friend?

In my previous post last month I made
a promise that upon my return to
blogging I would bring you:


GREAT NEWS!

I am a man of my word.

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Mrs. Shady is...

how can I put this delicately?...

"in a family way."

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We're "expecting"...

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TRIPLETS!!!



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JUST KIDDING!

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Here, for realisies, is the

Great News:

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Hi there.


My name is Katie Wendelson.


I'm an up-and-coming producer on
The Breakdown, a New Jersey based
TV news program on the national
cable news network MMN.

These are our co-hosts on The Breakdown.


Chuck Pierce is an aging veteran.
He's difficult, testy, a blowhard...
and those are his good qualities!


CHUCK: I recall the top story on my very
first day as a news anchor: "Washington
crosses the Delaware... film at 11."

Portia Scott-Griffith is a young, hip newbie
with social media savvy out the kazoo.


PORTIA: I'm the one who landed an
exclusive interview with Lionel Richie
and got him to reveal his secret for
dancing on the ceiling.


PORTIA: Check it out, Katie, I've got the lead story
for tomorrow's newscast. Our camera crew
follows me and Paris Hilton as we gut fish
in the Bering Sea on Deadliest Catch.

PORTIA: Look, Chuck, I know we're from
different generations, different worlds.
We can't relate to each other. In fact, we
can't stand each other, but let's call a truce.


Think about it. If we work together for
the good of the show, we can kick some
ass and put the ratings through the roof.
Whattaya say, Chuck baby. Up top - High five!


CHUCK: What do you think you're doing,
young lady? Let me remind you that I am
a veteran news anchor... not a palm reader.


KATIE: Gosh, I'm so glad those two are
finally learning the art of casual banter.

I was just beginning to gain credibility,
earn respect, and break through the
glass ceiling, when the show hired
a new intern - my mother!


 Mom's a mess, a meddler... a smother mother.

CAROL WENDELSON: Be patient, Pumpkin.
The hardest part of learning to ride
a bike... is the pavement.


Riding a bike is a lot like sex, honey.
You can do it by yourself...
but it's usually not as much fun.

Mom is constantly embarrassing me in public.


CAROL: I'm sorry I blurted out in the
staff meeting that you have a chronic
IBS problem... but there's nothing to be
ashamed of, Pumpkin. Having an irritable
bowel isn't nearly as bad as when you scream
for your binky and baby blanket at bedtime.


Rumors have been circulating around
the office that I have been hoping to
 further my career by sleeping with the
show's executive producer Greg Walsh.


Why on earth do people think we're
shagging? I already have a girlfriend.
Her name is... her name is... Liz...
Liz Hurley - yeah, that's the ticket -
and I'm also out and about with
Kate Middleton whenever her
hubby's indisposed.


Look, mom. Here comes Diana St. Tropez,
the new head of the network.


Diana's here to give The Breakdown an
extreme makeover and bring the show
into the 21st century. Isn't she amazing?
I wanna be her someday!

KATIE: Oh, Ms. Tropez, it is such an honor
to meet you. I am your eager student...
 a thirsty sponge ready to soak up the
fountain of knowledge that gushes from
your brilliant mind. By the way, did anyone
ever tell you that you look like Tina Fey?


DIANA: Yeah, I get that a lot.

KATIE: Is it totally wrong for me to
tell you that I've been having dreams
about you... about us?


DIANA: Only if you stop there.


DON'T MISS THE FUNNIEST


NEW SHOW ON TELEVISION


(30 Rock meets The Mary Tyler Moore Show)


Great News...


All the news that's unfit to print.


Catch the entire series on Hulu!


"Great News is the 30 Rock successor
we've been searching for." - Vanity Fair

"Wash Dish, Bish"




Have a Shady day!