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SHADY DEL KNIGHT, ADMINISTRATOR

SHADY DEL KNIGHT, ADMINISTRATOR
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"More than a place, the Shady Dell was and will forever remain a state of mind." - Shady Del Knight

"More than a place, the Shady Dell was and will forever remain a state of mind." - Shady Del Knight
HELLO STRANGER ... IT SEEMS LIKE A MIGHTY LONG TIME!

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Shawn and Gus Are Psyched Again!


I'm Shawn Spencer, renowned psychic sleuth,
male pin-up model and boy toy to the stars.


This is my distinguished colleague,
Algonquin J. Kingfish, mustache wax
taste tester and part time crash dummy.


Cut the crap, Shawn!
You're making stuff up again, same as you did the other times we guest hosted here on Shady Dell M&M.

Don't get mad, Gus. Get glad. Just be thankful that Shady invited us back. Come to think of it, we still didn't get paid for those other gigs.


We're here today to announce
yet another special event
coming up on S-D-M-M.


It's another exciting edition
of Shady's exclusive rave series.


Don't be a spoiler, Gus. Utter not
one more word because I will now use
my amazing psychic abilities to
discern who or whom is hosting
this weeks' dance-a-thon.


Stand by! I'm picking up the
good vibrations. Brian Wilson!
No, hold on. A strange force is
sweeping over me. The spirits
are near. I'm getting a vision.
I see a red door and I want it
painted black. NO! I see a black
door and I want it pained red.
I've got it! This week's rave
will be hosted by the artist
formerly known as Mick Jagger!



First of all Mick Jagger
is still known as Mick
Jagger. Second, you're
wrong. Mick Jagger
is not the host of
this week's rave.






It's defense lawyer Annalise Keating.


Annalise and her minions are coming
to SDMM and hosting a R&B party
you'll remember forever.




That's right! That's what I
just said: Murder She Wrote!


Wrong again, Shawn. Annalise
Keating's TV series is called
How To 
Get Away With Murder.
Watch this fun parody
of the show:




Hold on, Gus.
I'm having another vision!


I see Annalise's rave coming
on a special day and time...

THIS SUNDAY, MAR. 26,

AT 5 AM EASTERN TIME.

That gives readers a choice.
They can either stay up really
really really late the night before
 to attend the rave, or get up really
really really early in the morning.
How convenient!

PASSWORD:

WHODUNIT?

MYSTERY SOLVED:

THE MUSIC IS KILLER!


Now you got it right, Shawn, but
it remains an unsolved mystery why
Shady keeps inviting us back here.


And so this is Shawn Spencer
 on behalf of my partner,
I.M. Squiffed, bidding
you farewell for now.
I leave you with the
words of wisdom spoken
by the winner of this year's
Santa Barbara sausage eating contest.
"A rind is a terrible thing to waste."